Perhaps not.. but what about this?
Clark: Ughh.. excuse me sir I think you're sitting in my seat.
Rocky: Your seat's in there 4 eyes.
Clark: Ahh...
Lois: Clark look he just offered to buy me a meal and we need to save money.. just sit in that booth over there and let me eat with this trucker.
Clark: Lois.... what are you saying?
Ron: You heard the lady son... sit down over there!
(Clark sheepishly walks over to a booth and slumps down in a booth alone while he watches Lois eat with Rocky.)
Rocky: So babe you looking for a good time tonight? I got my truck parked outside.
Lois: Yes... this jag-off Clark I'm with actually used to be Superman.. but he gave up his powers and now is a stupid wimp! I now just feel bad for him and I need to dump that loser.
(Clark overhears them and runs over to them)
Clark: LOIS!!! DID YOU JUST TELL HIM I WAS SUPERMAN?
!!!!!!!!!
Lois: Clark just shut up before I have Rocky kick your booty!
Rocky: I always wanted to pound Superman.
(Rocky smashes Clark through the glass door . then smashes his face down into the Tilt pinball machine Robo-Cop 2 style smashing the glass and lacerating his face further Rocky then drags Clark into the bathroom and literally contorts his body.. dislocating Clark's limbs and stuffs him into the urinal.)
Rocky: You're lucky I don't have to pee anyway. (leaves)
(Clark then hears the presidents urgent message whilst trapped inside the urinal)
Zod:
Come to me Superman.... come... come and kneel before Zod! ZOD!!!!!Clark: Arrghhhh!!!! (Clark then SMASHES out of the urinal and slumps to the floor)
(Ron and Lois enter the bathroom)
Ron: You alright fella? (helps Clark up)
Lois: He's just plain Clark now... he's nobody.. he's afraid!
(Clark struggles to his feet) Clark: I'm not afraid... I'm
angry.
(As Clark exits the diner all the patrons start chanting
deshi-deshi-basara-basara deshi-deshi-basara-basara)
Clark: What does that mean?
Ron:
Rise.