Ms. Teschmacher, is this a philosophy seminar?

[EnriqueH]

I was wondering if anyone knows what the exact dialogue is because this is one of those scenes that I still can't figure out what the heck they're saying. (Kinda like, "And then one day, YOUR ASS!")

So this is what I understand. Can someone correct me if I'm wrong?

"Lex, how can you do that to Otis?"

"What else is ballast for? Would you like to take a trip, Ms. Teschmacher?"

"Vacation? I can go shopping."

"No, no, no."

"A bikini, I need a bikini, blah, blah pop a bikini while you were in prison."

"No, I thought about you in a parka."

"You are thinking, you a really thinkin."

"That's possible."

[Matt in the Hat]

LEX:Very Good, Ms. Tessmacher. Verry Good.

EVE:What am i doing here, why am i here?

LEX:Ms. Tessmacher, Is this a philosophy seminar? No, this a getaway.

EVE:Getaway.

LEX:Right. It's ingenious. I don't know where you got the inspiration from.

EVE:I got it from you lex.

LEX:ah.

EVE:Hot air rises.

(TOGETHER)
LEX AND EVE:Hahahahaha.

LEX: Miss Tessmacher, would you like to take a trip?

EVE: A Trip? Lex, I can go shopping. I can buy a bikini. You must have thought about me ina bikini while in prison?

LEX: No, uh, I didn't actually. I thought about you... in a parka.

EVE: You thought about ME in a parka? You ARE sick, Lex. you are really sick.

LEX: That's Possible. North, Miss Tessmacher. Due North.

[EvilSupes]

Subtitles?

[EnriqueH]

Well, I had been watching the ABC cut and transferring my copy to DVD.

It just occurred to me to watch The Donner Cut (D'oh) even though it slightly different, it's still the same dialogue in the ABC cut.