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Post by Jimbo on Oct 23, 2008 16:25:28 GMT -5
Nuclear Man blows Superman in space  Sorry, seemed appropriate. Actually, this is a rather cool thread, I think.  |
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Post by MerM on Oct 23, 2008 16:39:32 GMT -5
This topic is not funny it is about a serious part of Superman IV, it's the heart and soul of the story. But you have to admit that Nuclear Man has the hots for Superman. Superman at first is like "get off me u fag" and pushes him off the building but then chases him around the world because he is curious and Nuclear Man is playing hard to get. Nuclear Man blows Superman in space, Lenny even said to Superman that "you're gonna get it!" he means that he's gonna fall in love or be violated. Supes DOES fall in love because after Nuclear Man turns hetero and wants women, Superman leads him to an empty room where the two of them can rekindle their man on man adventures. The point is that Superman IV was the Brokback Mountain of it's time. Ever notice why Supes is so disinterested in Lacy?? She's all sitting on her desk looking hot and Clark is like WTF? GET ME OUGHTA HERE!  Wow. This movie's more layered than Blade Runner [waits for eccentric to brandish a pickaxe]. |
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Post by EvilSupes on Oct 23, 2008 16:52:59 GMT -5
I can see it now (a new edit in the works), Superman IV: Brokeback Mountain Edition ;D
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Post by Jimbo on Oct 23, 2008 17:01:30 GMT -5
Don't forget how Nuclear Man bangs Superman on the moon. Like FOUR TIMES! That guy has wicked stamina.
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Post by Legsy on Oct 23, 2008 17:07:07 GMT -5
DWBHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
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Post by Jimbo on Oct 23, 2008 17:18:51 GMT -5
Oh yeah, then several times, Nuclear Man brandishes his manicure to Superman, I guess in an attempt to entice him. Doll himself up for a night on the town with Supes to "have fun".
"RAWWWWR, LIKE MY NEW NAILS?"
I think Nuclear Man pounding Superman into the Moon was a metaphor for Superman acquiescing to future man sex. It's like saying "Yes, Nuclear Man, I'll be the recipient." Superman has now become the woman.
Nuclear Man then kicks dirt over the hole where he buried Superman, as a dog would bury a bone. Nuclear Man is sending a message out there to everyone else that Superman is his love prey, and no one else can touch him, let alone pound him into a celestial body. Hmm....a man pounding another man into the celestial body. That HAS to be intentional.
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Post by Legsy on Oct 23, 2008 17:33:53 GMT -5
The Son of Jor-El a bottom! |
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Post by adam15 on Oct 25, 2008 18:23:55 GMT -5
Ever wonder why Lois looks soooooo ugly in Superman II?? It's because she had an eating disorder. We all saw this comin in STM when she asks Supes if he eats. What kind of a question is that? Lois stares deep into his eyes and asks that oh so mportant question cause food is so important to her.
In Superman II, all LOIS THINKS ABOUT IS FOOD! First she goes on and on about oranges, THEN she asks for a hot dog at the waterfall. She's fucking standing in front of one of natures most awesome spectacles and all she thinks about is food??? Gimme a break! THEN she acts all pissy at the fortress and forces superman to get her more food. She's all passive agressive about it too saying "oh your alien fortress is wonderful... oh thank you for telling me all your secrets..... not if you wouldn't mind I think it's ahem... DINNER TIME you ass! Now that Superman can't fly to the gas station for more chips on a dime, I half expected Lois to say "I think we should just be friends" when Clark came out of that chamber. During the trip back she makes Clark stop to get her more freaking food. She says that she TOLD him there was a hot dog place around there. It's like Clark was saying "maybe later we'll get food Lois but she's like NO NO NO I'm TELLIN' YA THERE IS A PLACE FOR MORE FOOD NEVER MIND YOUR BACK IS STIFF YOU FUCK! Then she orders a hamburger with EVERYTHING on it. Is that really necesary I bet old Don creamed on it since that technically falls under the category of EVERYTHING. Of COURSE, at the end of the film Superman saves the world and what does Lois want? Yep more food. No wonder she lost her looks
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Post by Legsy on Oct 25, 2008 19:02:13 GMT -5
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One word, awesome! ;D
Like Kirk once said; First order of business. Survival.
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Post by Jimbo on Oct 26, 2008 1:57:44 GMT -5
Tell me about it. You obviously weren't around when I coined the term "Rat Lois" to describe her. ;D
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Post by thepariah on Oct 26, 2008 18:47:58 GMT -5
 And oh yeah...  ;D |
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Post by stargazer01 on Oct 27, 2008 1:40:50 GMT -5
I knew it.. Superman IV is indeed deep stuff, and a sadly missundertood film....  fun thread!! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2008 17:24:59 GMT -5
I'm not sure if these are drunken ramblings or whatever, but my GOD they're fantastic. Keep on, yo.
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Post by thepariah on Oct 27, 2008 19:53:17 GMT -5
I'm not sure if these are drunken ramblings or whatever, but my GOD they're fantastic. Those are usually the best ones. ;D |
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Post by Legsy on Oct 28, 2008 8:55:39 GMT -5
I'd love to read Adam's take on what really turned Superman Evil in Supes III.
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Post by EvilSupes on Oct 28, 2008 15:18:50 GMT -5
He just turned evil, there is no other possible explanation. DON'T GO THERE LEGSY! DON'T GO THERE!!
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Post by fggafagas on Oct 29, 2008 10:03:34 GMT -5
Lois is anything but BIG in Superman II. She's thinner. Still, it's ironic that she's always eating though. Must be the cigarettes. |
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Post by EvilSupes on Oct 29, 2008 10:19:31 GMT -5
Yep the cigs are definitely the thing making her thinner, so much so that when she isn't smoking she wants to scoff her face. ;D
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Post by adam15 on Oct 29, 2008 15:56:30 GMT -5
Here's what happened: Superman was feeling pent up frusration cause his dick was shrunk on his route to earth. FIRST his parents send him to Earth in this lil' ship w/ no clothes or food for thousands of years. OBVIOUSLY There's gonna be some major shrinkage! Plus he only has phalis shaped toys which actually turn him into a girl for a brief period (I think he uses them for extra ciricular activities and the WHOLE SUPERMAN SAGA COMES FULL CIRCLE when Lenny and Superman get down with his drumsticks) so his estrogen levels are THRU THE ROOF. After a crashing landing and having his shrunken and shriveled little willie exposed for the world to see he grows up being tortured by cool guys like Brad who always get the pussy that is rightfully his. See Superman cant get his action cause his dick is tiny, he is only SUPERMAN when he sports that ridiculously large cod piece that he is flaunts around and gives him confidence. Even Lois has a bigger piece than Supes which is why you see Clark stealing a quick feel and looking all embarassed after realizing that Lois IS a bigger man than he his. By the time Superman finds someone who actually loves him for regular tiny dickweed Clark, he is overcome with the testosterone coarsing through his impotent veins and his man self tries to annihilate his pussy self.
Hope this helps.
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Post by EvilSupes on Oct 29, 2008 15:58:47 GMT -5
ROFL!
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Post by Jimbo on Oct 29, 2008 16:01:32 GMT -5
Hot damn, the latest episode in the series of the sexual deviant known as Superman!
Dude, I'll never look at Clark's vag grab the same way again. ;D
Especially in Superman 2, Lois is more man that Clark is!
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Post by Legsy on Oct 29, 2008 16:54:59 GMT -5
Wow!
MOAR!
ROTFLMAO!
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Post by stargazer01 on Oct 30, 2008 11:52:11 GMT -5
AWESOME post, Adam15!!  I wonder about your version on "the stalker Supes" of Superman Returns.... did I just say that??! |
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Post by Legsy on Oct 30, 2008 13:15:48 GMT -5
Stalker-man! I can't wait!
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Post by thepariah on Oct 30, 2008 17:48:29 GMT -5
This depraved creativity is truly mind-blowing.
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Wow.
