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Post by subzero on Oct 31, 2008 5:21:11 GMT -5
kick ass part of superman IV........the end credits  |
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Post by subzero on Oct 31, 2008 5:24:33 GMT -5
Real reason he turned evil in SIII - He flew into the future and saw SIV
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Post by adam15 on Oct 31, 2008 13:08:13 GMT -5
Gandalf was right... there ARE more Donner scenes out there! Ever wonder why it cuts from Superman in the Diner to the trek back 2 the fortress? Surely more was shot! Well, there was. After Clark gets beat he goes outside to take the dump he wasn't able to in the diner. He squats down by a back alley dumpster and grits a bit while he does his business. While this is occuring the little girl whose cats Supes saved in STM walks by and says "Gee mister u sure do smell bad, wait you're Superman aren't you." Clark is very embarrased by this and says" Uhh.. okay fine I am Superman I'm just having a bad day.. do you happen to have any T.P. little girl? Then the girl pulls out Frisky and says "Well this is the least I can do for you." Clark then grabs Frisky and "uses" the cat to clean himself up. Just then Rocky comes back and smacks the girl sensless. It is revealed that Rocky is the father of the girl and, like the mother, always wants to give his daughter a few slams now and again. Clark stands up,his pants pooled around his ankles like an ocean of shame, and says "Stop that or I'll uh.... piss all over ya!" Clark then begins to piss on Rocky but accidently lets one rip and rocky runs off. Pobably cut for pacing reasons.
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Post by Jimbo on Oct 31, 2008 13:17:09 GMT -5
Meh.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2008 14:01:13 GMT -5
Someone was drinking Natty Light.
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Post by Metallo on Oct 31, 2008 14:36:53 GMT -5
Natty light sucks.
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Post by MerM on Oct 31, 2008 21:20:30 GMT -5
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Post by EvilSupes on Nov 1, 2008 8:51:19 GMT -5
Wow, the random story telling continues. ;D
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Post by thepariah on Nov 1, 2008 9:43:16 GMT -5
I think the random story telling just jumped the shark.
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Post by EvilSupes on Nov 1, 2008 10:40:24 GMT -5
^^ LOL
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Post by KaptainKrypton on Nov 3, 2008 13:49:31 GMT -5
"THRU THE ROOF"
Oh, shit. Man, I spit Cheerios on my keyboard and monitor. This stuff is classic.
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Post by fggafagas on Nov 5, 2008 8:43:37 GMT -5
Nah, the real reason he's angry is that instead of making it into a ring, Gus gave him a plain, unaltered rock. It's like proposing to your fiancee with a lump of coal.  |
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Post by adam15 on Nov 6, 2008 16:21:02 GMT -5
yea it's like Supes looks all pissy at Gorman during the General speech cause he's like 'dude I know we're gonna do som lov'in tonite but why aren't you proposing to me like the woman I am? Gorman talking about his ballpoint pen bustin open was a metaphor for blowing his load when thinking about Supes. Similarly, the whole sittin' on plastic seats was meant to indicate that Gus wants to spoon superman and 'sit on him' cause SUperman is fairly hard ya see, cause he's the man of steel so sitting on him would feel all rigid and uncomfortable like A PLASTIC SEAT!! Gorman wants to sit on Superman the plastic seat and BUST HIS LOAD infront of the world leaders!!! Supes WANTS to do this but he's like 'fuck that man I'll do ya cuz once you go black u never go back but I aint doin it infront of the world leaders unless I gots me a ring on this finger HONEY BUNCHES!!! So he gets this misshapen turd of a rock insteard of a ring! What's he supposed to do? Stick it up his rump? His ass aint that big even if Brando was his father!! Cause Zod EVEN TOLD HIM that his ass would bow before him separately from the rest of his body so Jor-El did the ol' SWITCHEROO FUCK-YA-2 when he hid ALL the CRYSTALS UP HIS SONS ASS! Supes aint gonna stick no more junk in his trunk!
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Post by adam15 on Nov 6, 2008 16:42:36 GMT -5
Look I believe this scene exists... there is no logical conclusion to the whole Clark has to go potty subplot. It's drama 101 people!! First you mention the gun on the wall (Clark asks if there is a bathroom at the diner) THEN you show the gun on the wall (Clark declares his intention to go to the bathroom) now WE GOTTA SEE THE GUN UNLOAD!!! (We must see Clark actually going to the bathroom!)
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 6, 2008 16:45:08 GMT -5
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Post by Legsy on Nov 6, 2008 16:53:47 GMT -5
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Post by crazy_asian_man on Nov 10, 2008 23:10:11 GMT -5
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Post by EvilSupes on Nov 11, 2008 11:47:42 GMT -5
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Post by adam15 on Nov 17, 2008 14:40:28 GMT -5
In SIV, I always thought Superman said " those missles I HELD into the sun" when talking to Luthor.
I also thought Luthors "fore head friend" was actually Otis.
I also thought when Lacy said "the suits not right here, but we can change that" I thought she just wanted the girl on the page to be wearing a different swimsuit.
I really thought the cosmonauts name was Sinatra
Also when Warfield said the Daily Planet hadn't made any money in 3 years I thought he was talking about the last 3 movies.
I also thought that Mr. White was refering to Lacy herself when he was talking about turning a grand old lady into one of his bimbos.
I never got the joke that Clark never had any air travel expenses
I also thought the teacher was maybe blind cause her eyes looked very light and she grabs a chair as she walks by her students
I always assumed the gym scene with Clark and Lacy was the Metro CLub
I always wondered what Kryptot was
I never knew what Superman meant by "trace me upstairs in the gallary" was Jeremy supposed to wait for him there or something?
Was Jeremy sitting on Lois's lap in the UN?
Did Jimmy want to get shots of Jeremy with lots of 'loca-cola'? Did he mean getting him a soda with his hot dog? How is that too special?
When the American arms dealer asked Lex what was in it for him, I thought he was genuinely concerned about his welfare.
Did Luther mean that Lenny was useless in general, or only useless at night? "Without it he's like you, at night?? Without it (the sun) and at night is redundant so he's saying that 'without the sun Nuclear man is like lenny is during the night: useless. I don't want to jump to any conclusions but it always made me wonder.
I thought that protoplasm looked kinda tasty for some reason
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Post by Metallo on Nov 17, 2008 15:22:18 GMT -5
I've always wondered about that myself since Supergirl came out 3 years before.
And WAS Jeremy sitting on Lois's lap? The poor gal had gotten desperate for a mans attention by that point I guess.
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Post by adam15 on Nov 19, 2008 18:55:36 GMT -5
Superman: The Real Estate Menace
Superman II: Attack of the Villians
Superman III: Revenge of the Negro -->( I mean the COLOR black en espanol--y'know Spanish-!!!!)
Superman IV: A New Hope for Peace
Superman Returns: Return of the Kryptonian
Man of Steel with Jude Law as Zod: The General Strikes Back!
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 19, 2008 19:04:22 GMT -5
^^No racial epithets, please.
Superman: The Movie Done Right Until About 90% Of The Way Through
Superman II: Now With 200% More Superpowers
Superman III: Now With 500% More Cheesy Humor
Superman IV: Now With 99% Less Intelligence
Superman Returns To Find People Who Want Action Over Drama
Superman II: The Dome Opens (Alternate) Cut
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Post by MerM on Nov 19, 2008 19:11:06 GMT -5
Superman: The One With The Verisimilitude
Superman II: The One With The Villians
Superman III: The One With The Richard Pryor
Superman IV: The One With The Row, Row, Row Your Boat ;D
Superman Returns: The One With The Stalking
Man Of Steel: The One With The Lack of Existence
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Post by adam15 on Nov 19, 2008 19:12:06 GMT -5
I want to be delicate about that matter Metallo. I know that Jeremy was supposed to do something in the gallery with Superman presumably in private. Knowing this, why would he proceed to sit on Lois lap right before this private rendevous with Superman? I don't know if Jeremy was playing games or whatever but clearly mixed signals were being sent and maybe certain parties felt betrayed.
Anyway, going back to Lex saying that Nuclear Man was just as useless as Lenny at nighttime. I don't know if the 'at night' comment refers to Lenny or Nuclearman because it could be the latter as obvioulsy Nuclear Man is usless at night because there is no sun. Of course maybe Lenny is useless at nighttime. This begs the question, why does Luthor keep Lenny around? Presumably, if Lenny was at least good in bed Lex would tolerate his antics during the day but if Lenny was useless in bed then why keep him around?
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Post by stargazer01 on Nov 19, 2008 19:53:43 GMT -5
;D Fun thread!
SUPERMAN THE MOVIE: He Likes Pink
SUPERMAN II: He Is Not a Coward
SUPERMAN II (TRDC): He Doesn't Have To Lose His Powers To Do It
SUPERMAN III: He Is Eviiiiiiil
SUPERMAN IV: He Has Superhair
SUPERMAN RETURNS: He Hears and Watches Everything
SUPERMAN MAN OF STEEL: He Wants It to Happen
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