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Post by adam15 on Nov 19, 2008 19:59:00 GMT -5
Even by Superman III, when her looks have faded, Lois asks Clark if he wants to go out to Lunch in a desperate attempt to rekindle their romance via the only activity that interests her: eating.
Clark is like 'look you overstuffed bag, I ain't getting food with you no mo' I'm going out with Lana!
In Superman IV Lois really wants to get back with Supes so she feebily attempts to do something to impress him with her -no other skillz besides scarfin shit- brain and makes this roast duck. Superman looks at her like fuck that Lois I might eat your junky bird LATER if we get bored but don't even think about an AFTERWARDs cause I'll be long gone!
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 19, 2008 19:59:33 GMT -5
Superman III: Revenge of the Negro -->( I mean the COLOR black en espanol--y'know Spanish-!!!!)  |
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Post by The Phantom Menace on Nov 20, 2008 2:29:30 GMT -5
SUPERMAN IV: He likes Dog Cookies I thought that was in Superman III (when he thinks the dog food is patee). |
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Post by belloq on Nov 20, 2008 11:04:58 GMT -5
Superman: How Kal-El Saved The World By Pulling A Weak Plot Device Out Of His Alien Ass
Superman II: A Zod Day's Night
Superman III: Rich and Brad Go To White Castle
Superman IV: The Duckie of Death
Superman Returns To Ruin Richard White's Life
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Post by adam15 on Nov 20, 2008 11:27:06 GMT -5
Superman: How Kal-El Saved The World By Pulling A Weak Plot Device Out Of His Alien Ass The best possible title for STM!!!!! |
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Post by Pineapples101 on Nov 20, 2008 11:33:30 GMT -5
Adam, while I enjoyed reading your list, I personally feel brain power should not be in any way wasted in attempting to explain the farce that is SIV.
However, what I want to know is, what kind of a father forgets to bring his wn daughter with him down to the storm shelter?
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Post by crazy_asian_man on Nov 20, 2008 11:39:25 GMT -5
Superman: the ultimate Superhero movie of all time* (*in spite of the turning back the world and making Luthor comic relief, otherwise, amazing)
Superman II: The Wrong Dick
Superman III: 100% Lester- and it's not a good thing!
Superman IV: the Nice try for a two dollar budget
The Richard Donner Cut: the Wrong Editor
Superman Returns: The Miracle follow-up
Man of Steel: Goddamn, this better happen
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Post by stargazer01 on Nov 20, 2008 12:24:02 GMT -5
SUPERMAN IV: He likes Dog Cookies I thought that was in Superman III (when he thinks the dog food is patee).  Oops! I'll edit it. Thanks. |
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Post by stargazer01 on Nov 20, 2008 12:28:44 GMT -5
Superman: How Kal-El Saved The World By Pulling A Weak Plot Device Out Of His Alien Ass Superman Returns To Ruin Richard White's Life Hehe, |
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Post by EvilSupes on Nov 20, 2008 12:34:53 GMT -5
This thread is full of LOL! ;D
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Post by stargazer01 on Nov 20, 2008 12:41:52 GMT -5
I just never understood WHY they made this movie. |
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 20, 2008 13:15:37 GMT -5
Superman II: A Tale of Two Dicks
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Post by fggafagas on Nov 20, 2008 13:46:58 GMT -5
Superman: Terror in a Toupe
Superman II: How an Alien Invasion can Ruin a Honeymoon
Superman III: Robofrump
Superman IV: The Quest for Propaganda
Superman Returns and Lex Comes to Terms with Baldness
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Post by MAVERICK on Nov 20, 2008 15:36:35 GMT -5
Superman: How Kal-El Saved The World By Pulling A Weak Plot Device Out Of His Alien Ass Superman II: A Zod Day's Night Superman III: Rich and Brad Go To White Castle Superman IV: The Duckie of Death Superman Returns To Ruin Richard White's Life DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Belloq FTW! |
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Post by adam15 on Nov 20, 2008 16:11:33 GMT -5
However, what I want to know is, what kind of a father forgets to bring his wn daughter with him down to the storm shelter? My theory: The little girl was really Superman's daughter. See, Superman sometimes flies around the world doing unsuspecting women (and sometimes men) at superspeed in their sleep. So he's got kidz all over the place! The farmer knew the little girl wasn't really his so he "accidentally" forgot her in her room. Superman shows up and instantly recognizes the girl as his since he tapped that house many many times!! Kinda like a perverted Santa he is, some houses are naughty and some are nice!! |
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Post by matt on Nov 20, 2008 16:49:28 GMT -5
Superman II RDC - Sorry no refunds!
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 20, 2008 17:01:02 GMT -5
Superman: This Will Be A Day Long Remembered
Superman II: You Are In Command Now, Admiral Piett Lester
Superman II RDC: No, There Is Another
Superman III: I Have A Bad Feeling About This
Superman IV: IT'S A TRAP!
Superman Returns: What If He Doesn't Survive? He's Worth A Lot To Me
Man of Steel: You Waaaant This, Don't You? The Hate Is Swelling In You Now
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Post by ReeveIsSuperman on Nov 20, 2008 17:09:28 GMT -5
Superman The Movie: Dont Fire Donner Superman II: Re-Hire Donner Superman III: Fire Pryor Superman IV: Put this Film in the Fire Superman Returns: Put that costume in the Fire The Man of Steel: Wait 8 years, Hire Reeve..  |
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Post by EvilSupes on Nov 20, 2008 17:23:07 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by MerM on Nov 20, 2008 20:42:16 GMT -5
Superman Returns: It's not Reeve so it sucks. |
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Post by stargazer01 on Nov 20, 2008 22:35:26 GMT -5
Superman Returns: It's not Reeve so it sucks. LOL Or what about: Superman Returns: It's not Welling so it sucks. ;D |
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Post by MerM on Nov 20, 2008 22:43:16 GMT -5
Superman Returns: It's not Reeve so it sucks. LOL Or what about: Superman Returns: It's not Welling so it sucks. ;D According to one acquaintance, it'd be Superman Returns: IT-PHUKIN-SUKS |
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Post by matt on Nov 21, 2008 17:22:50 GMT -5
Superman III - Where's Buster?
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Post by Keith on Nov 21, 2008 18:03:50 GMT -5
Superman - Lex wants land
Superman II - Lex wants Australia
Superman Returns - Lex wants more land
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 21, 2008 18:15:51 GMT -5
Superman - Lex wants land Superman II - Lex wants Australia Superman Returns - Lex wants more land Superman II RDC: Lex wants Australia (and Cuba) |
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