If Snyder had directed STM and S2

[atp]

1) At Zod's trial, he would have said: "You will bow down before me. Both you and then one day your heirs. You will bow down before me. You will bow down before me Jor-El. YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!"

2)The helicopter rescue would have gone like this:
- We see the helicopter snag the cable on the roof.
- Superman immediately flies up and puts Lois and the helicopter back on the roof and then flies off again.

3) In S2, Superman would arrive at the Daily Planet window and say, "General, you're a monster, and I'm going to stop you. Would you care to step outside?"

4) Jor-El in the fortress would say, "My son. You do not remember me. I am Jor-El. I am your father. Or at least a shadow of him."

5) Lois' mother would have said, "My daughter was IN the train. She SAW. What Clark did."

6) Zod would have said, "Revenge! We will kill the son of our jailor. And celebrate atop his bones."

7) When Zod lost his powers, he would say (in Christain Bale's Batman voice): "And now, I have no powers. My powers. That is what you have taken from me."

[cypher85]

You're exactly right, spot on. Another excellent insight.

[atp]

Glad you approve.

[EnriqueH]

This is ATP. Yknow, he's a great Chinese boxer. Hehehehe

[crazy_asian_man]

Funny stuff.

I would add:

"If Snyder had directed STM and S2..."

* We would wonder why the camera kept shaking even after Krypton exploded and even why the camera was shaking even after the earthquakes stopped with Superman saving the San Andreas fault.

* When Lois asks in the interview: "What color is my underwear?"- Supes would say: "What's underwear?"

* We would wonder why Marc Mclure is being called "Jenny!" throughout the film.

[Metallo]

The camera would be shaking at Pa Kent's burial.

[crazy_asian_man]

The camera would be shaking at Pa Kent's burial.

[Jor-L5150]

If snyder had directed STM he'd be the most amazing filmmaker of all time- beyond kubrick,c b demille, david lean, spielberg, chaplin, all rolled up into one.

Becayse if ANYone could direct STM at age 9....
That kid is a force to be reckoned with.

[atp]

Interview scene

Lois: "Let's start with your vital statistics. How old are you?"

Superman: "33."

[Deleted]

Lois: How big are you?
Superman: About 6.4 inches



Lois: Do you like Pink?
Superman: I don't play bum darts.

[atp]

Lois: Where do you hail from?
Superman: I grew up in Kansas.

Lois: Why are you here.
Superman: I'm here to fight for truth, justice and the American way.
Lois: I don't believe it.
Superman: I'm about as American as you get.

Lois: So, do you have a first name?
Superman: What do you mean, like Ralph or something?
Lois: No, no, I mean like...
Superman: Clark
Lois: Huh?
Superman: Clark!

[Metallo]

We'd hear a microphone squawk the first time Kidder said Superman.

[atp]

In the Metropolis battle in S2...

Bystander 1: They've killed Superman.
Bystander 2: Superman was UNDER the bus. We SAW what Non and Ursa did.

[Jimbo]

This joke has legs.

[atp]

Jor-El would have said:

"By now you will have reached your 18th year, as it is measured on earth. By that reckoning, if you appear now, the world will reject you. (Out of fear). I am convinced that the world. Isn't ready."

And later:

"By the time you return to the confines of your galaxy, 15 of your years will have passed. For some reason, when you reveal yourself to the world now, they won't reject you. (Out of fear.) I am convinced that now, the world is ready."

"Live as one of them Kal-El, get a job where you can keep your ear to the ground. One where no-one will question if you want to discover where your strength and power are needed. But always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people Kal-El , they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all - their capacity for good - and because I so loved the world, that I have sent them you. My only son. And he who believes in you, shall not perish, but will have eternal life. (Unless, of course, he who believes in you happens to be in one of the buildings in Metropolis.)"

[ChrisM]

Jul 6, 2013 15:20:03 GMT -5 atp said:

Jor-El would have said:

"By now you will have reached your 18th year, as it is measured on earth. By that reckoning, if you appear now, the world will reject you. (Out of fear). I am convinced that the world. Isn't ready."

And later:

"By the time you return to the confines of your galaxy, 15 of your years will have passed. For some reason, when you reveal yourself to the world now, they won't reject you. (Out of fear.) I am convinced that now, the world is ready."

"Live as one of them Kal-El, get a job where you can keep your ear to the ground. One where no-one will question if you want to discover where your strength and power are needed. But always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people Kal-El , they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all - their capacity for good - and because I so loved the world, that I have sent them you. My only son. And he who believes in you, shall not perish, but will have eternal life. (Unless, of course, he who believes in you happens to be in one of the buildings in Metropolis.)"

This thread is hilarious.

[atp]

Superman: Ha! Wrong again Zod.
Ursa: Release the general, or we'll tear her apart.
Superman *snaps Zod's neck*



Lois: You ARE Superman.
Clark: Come on Lois, don't be so...
Lois: Your hand was IN the fire. I SAW. What you did.

[ye5man]

Lois: So, do you have a first name?
Superman: What do you mean, like Ralph or something?
Lois: No, no, I mean like...
Superman: Clark
Lois: Huh?
Superman: Clark!

[ChrisM]

When the San Andreas Fault opens up, we would see every building in San Francisco fall into the ocean. One at a time.


When Lois is dead, Superman will fall to his knees and scream "Noooooooooo!" Jimmy will quip, "Golly, sure wish Miss Lane lived to see all this." Then the next day Clark applies for her vacated job at the Daily Planet because he needs to keep his ear to the ground.

[crazy_asian_man]

In STM (A ZACK SNYDER FILM), when Superman spins back the earth to reverse time, we see millions of innocents die as a consequence, but Superman doesn't see them or notice, as he flies and smiles by the camera at the end.

In SII, Superman has no choice but to break Lois' neck to protect her and the world from his secret after he kisses her.

[ChrisM]

Jul 13, 2013 12:54:40 GMT -5 crazy_asian_man said:

In SII, Superman has no choice but to break Lois' neck to protect her and the world from his secret after he kisses her.

[ye5man]

STM: As CK jumps out the Planet window, there is a shaky long shot, followed by zooming in to close up as he turns to Superman

STM: As Superman catches Lois, there is a shaky long shot, followed by zooming in to close up right as he catches her

STM: As Pa Kent collapses from the heart attack, there is a shaky long shot, followed by zooming in to close up right as he hits the ground.

[Metallo]

I laughed when Snyder did the documentary style shakey zoom. I was like really? Firefly and Battlestar Galactica were doing this ten frigging years ago!

[atp]

Superman would have thrown Luthor's first missile into a skyscraper

[atp]

Superman: Good evening Officer, uh, Mooney. They say confession's good for the soul. I'd listen to this man.
Burglar: I confess. I confess.
Superman: *breaks robber's neck* Take him away.