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Post by atp on Sept 13, 2013 11:15:33 GMT -5
Yesterday, I went to pick my son up from school. When I got there, all the teachers and parents were staring at two kids who were high up in the branches of a tree.
One of the parents exclaimed, "How did they get up there?"
I replied (as any normal person would do): "They were disguised as workers to do repairs."
The fucking retard just started blankly at me. No clue what I was talking about.
And then when I went back today, an aeroplane flew low overhead. (The school is near to an airport).
I pointed up and said, "Look! They need machines to fly!"
Again, nothing but blank looks from everyone.
How did the world get so boring and retarded?
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Post by Jack Tripper on Sept 13, 2013 14:35:31 GMT -5
Well not everyone is gonna get a Superman II reference but I think what's more important is the woman asking how did they get up there. Umm..they climbed. Dumb bitch.
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Post by ye5man on Sept 13, 2013 16:12:23 GMT -5
Its not their fault ATP, its your fault
They were ruined by your expectations.
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Post by Shane on Sept 13, 2013 18:10:25 GMT -5
what bravery
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Post by Paul (ral) on Sept 13, 2013 19:59:34 GMT -5
I actually use quotes from the Reeve Superman films in conversation on a daily basis in work...knowing that no one will get it.
Doesn't bother me at all and it passes the time.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 21:49:10 GMT -5
WHAT THE FUCK?! PEOPLE HAVE MOVED ON FROM 1980?!?!? BUT THAT WAS ONLY THIRTY THREE YEARS AGO!!!!! |NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FUCK SOCIETY! FUCK EVERYTHING!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!  |
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Post by ye5man on Sept 14, 2013 3:11:44 GMT -5
I wonder if Kevin is blissfully unconscious now - passed out, lying in his own shit and vomit  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2013 12:50:55 GMT -5
I pull off Ghostbuster quotes better. Something to do with my smart-ass personality.
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Post by The Phantom Menace on Sept 14, 2013 16:55:35 GMT -5
One of the parents exclaimed, "How did they get up there?" I replied (as any normal person would do): "They were disguised as workers to do repairs." Did you say it in a French accent? |
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Post by atp on Sept 14, 2013 17:01:51 GMT -5
My younger brother was recently in Paris and went up the elevator in the Eiffel Tower. He said that as they were going up, he was reciting "Capital N, little o, little b, little e, little l. Nobel. Nobel. Nobel. Nobel. uh... PRIZE!".
Unfortunately, the other passengers just looked at him like he was crazy.
Cunts.
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Post by ye5man on Sept 14, 2013 17:20:25 GMT -5
Did he notice if the French cops were talking to each other in English?
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Post by atp on Sept 14, 2013 17:23:57 GMT -5
Did he notice if the French cops were talking to each other in English? Yes. He heard them say the third one has come out of the lift NOW. |
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Post by ye5man on Sept 14, 2013 17:27:57 GMT -5
And when the 2nd 1/2 of MoS came on, did they say "This is the boring part"?
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Post by Rod on Sept 14, 2013 20:18:30 GMT -5
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Post by EnriqueH on Sept 14, 2013 20:42:38 GMT -5
And when the 2nd 1/2 of MoS came on, did they say "This is the boring part"? It started. |
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Post by atp on Sept 15, 2013 16:00:24 GMT -5
And when the 2nd 1/2 of MoS came on, did they say "This is the boring part"? I'm not sure, but in a behind-the-scenes documentary about MoS, Snyder said: "It's me that directs this bomb, not this bomb that directs me." |
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Post by ye5man on Sept 15, 2013 16:52:35 GMT -5
"There aren't many words in Kal's dialogue - we took 60 seconds to list them!"
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Post by atp on Sept 15, 2013 17:08:52 GMT -5
Zod told the world engine: "You're being released. So shut up."
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Post by EnriqueH on Sept 15, 2013 19:25:02 GMT -5
Snyder proffers a copy of MOS to ATP: "We re-fuse to cooperate."
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