Man of Steel gave me cancer of the earlobes.

[Jor-L5150]

That's how bad it is.

And it also made my wife flat-chested. Seriously. Mrs jor had amazing boobs. She couldn't go anywhere without men learing at her. Even gay men would nod approvingly.
And women? Always a mixture of admiration and envy.
But now? Pfft. Flat chested. Like olive oyl. Seriously. Why did popeye fight so hard for that twig? And why was bluto sometimes called brutus? I digress.

And that's not all. My kids have been wrecked by man of steel.
My daughter got a job as a "dancer" at this shithole club, and she says its just to earn money for college but she hasn't been to class in months. And my sons gone emo.maybe not "emo". But he's shaved his head and calls everyone "pussy" while listening to disco.

Damn you man of steel.

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RIP Jor's motorboating days.

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That Bluto Brutus thing never made ANY sense to me.

The Man of Steel DTS-HD track probably makes my downstairs neighbor's life a living heck. I have a foam dissipator that lessens the subwoofer's vibrations but there is no way it can take it all away. That sound track is just amazing.

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[Jor-L5150]

Nov 24, 2013 0:30:16 GMT -5 @bamabrad said:

RIP Jor's motorboating days.

Now I've got to get a handle on her "personality".

You can't motorboat a personality.

Damn you man of steel.

You know what hurts the worst? Ill tell you.
What hurts the worst is I am the first and only person in the universe to ever lodge a serious, worhtwhile, non-shitty, not a self loathing piece of transgender "it puts the lotion in the basket" complaint against man of steel.

Sad really.

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Nov 24, 2013 22:52:38 GMT -5 Jor-L5150 said:

Nov 24, 2013 0:30:16 GMT -5 @bamabrad said:

RIP Jor's motorboating days.

Now I've got to get a handle on her "personality".

You can't motorboat a personality.

Damn you man of steel.

You know what hurts the worst? Ill tell you.
What hurts the worst is I am the first and only person in the universe to ever lodge a serious, worhtwhile, non-shitty, not a self loathing piece of transgender "it puts the lotion in the basket" complaint against man of steel.

Sad really.

The part in bold should appear on the slips of paper from fortune cookies and animatronic fair gypsy psychics across the world.

[Jor-L5150]

I stole it from a demotivational poster.

Its brilliant. Louis c k has a recenr monologue about how boobs can wreck a guy. Its hilarious. Youtube it.