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Post by crown on Jun 15, 2023 21:34:43 GMT -5
Apparently nuclear weapons were "ruled out because of the danger to the civilian population". What population? East Houston Idaho has like 8 people total. Why didn't the president just order a nuclear strike?
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Post by atp on Jun 15, 2023 22:21:59 GMT -5
It had a population which exaggerated reports put at 123
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Post by dejan on Jun 16, 2023 0:34:39 GMT -5
It had a population which exaggerated reports put at 123 And that number "has increased by 3"! |
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Post by dejan on Jun 16, 2023 0:37:19 GMT -5
Apparently nuclear weapons were "ruled out because of the danger to the civilian population". What population? East Houston Idaho has like 8 people total. Why didn't the president just order a nuclear strike? President speaking to Crown: "These people have such powers......... .nothing can stop them"! |
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Post by crown on Jun 16, 2023 1:00:42 GMT -5
Would a nuclear strike have stopped the villains? Yes! Nuclear material will pierce their skin, make them mortal they'll become sick! It'll dance on their grave.
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Post by dejan on Jun 16, 2023 2:42:55 GMT -5
Would a nuclear strike have stopped the villains? Yes! Nuclear material will pierce their skin, make them mortal they'll become sick! It'll dance on their grave.  Lieutenant General Calvin Swanwick: "Shockwaves are getting stronger......everytime we hit them...we make them more powerful....you can't attack them" Crown: "What are you saying,Calvin"? Lieutenant General Calvin Swanwick: "I am saying they are unkillable" |
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Post by crown on Jun 16, 2023 2:49:12 GMT -5
Would a nuclear strike have stopped the villains? Yes! Nuclear material will pierce their skin, make them mortal they'll become sick! It'll dance on their grave. Lieutenant General Calvin Swanwick: "Shockwaves are getting stronger......everytime we hit them...we make them more powerful....you can't attack them" Crown: "What are you saying,Calvin"? Lieutenant General Calvin Swanwick: "I am saying they are unkillable" I’m saying a nuclear strike was the best course of action to kill the villains. Yes there would be collateral damage but nobody was going to lose sleep over Boog and Deputy Dwayne being atomized by the nuclear blast. Maybe there would be an open spot in the “orchestra” whatever that was but these simple people in East Houston Odaho were largely useless and the President should have had the balls to drop a nuclear weapon on the town. |
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Post by dejan on Jun 16, 2023 3:24:23 GMT -5
Dear crown
.....you are definitely kickin' a**(droppin' nukes).....to be a peacemaker!
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Post by crown on Jun 16, 2023 3:52:14 GMT -5
Dear crown .....you are definitely kickin' a**(droppin' nukes).....to be a peacemaker! No one would have cared if East Houston was nuked. What was even IN East Houston? A single shack? A single crummy restaurant that sells rash beans and fish? I guarantee if East Houston Idaho was nuked you’d never know the difference. So the President instead of nuking east Houston and killing the villains when he had the chance let them destroy and occupy the White House and take over? |
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Post by atp on Jun 16, 2023 9:52:26 GMT -5
Did East Houston have any key monuments that might be destroyed?
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Post by dejan on Jun 16, 2023 16:33:43 GMT -5
Did East Houston have any key monuments that might be destroyed? Yeah..... That barn that the helicoper collided into! |
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Post by crown on Jun 17, 2023 0:08:44 GMT -5
Did East Houston have any key monuments that might be destroyed? Yeah..... That barn that the helicoper collided into! Who cares about the barn? If I told you that someone destroyed a barn in a miserable little town would you give a shout? That chap reporter was reporting on some worthless barn being destroyed when there were likely more important things to report on in the world. It was a classic case of yellow journalism. |
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Post by dejan on Jun 18, 2023 5:18:57 GMT -5
crownFar be it from me to quote a line from Superman IV!: "I wish you could see the world the way I see it, because when you really look at it....it's one world!" Including East Huston(and the barn)!
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Post by crown on Jun 18, 2023 6:21:42 GMT -5
crownFar be it from me to quote a line from Superman IV!: "I wish you could see the world the way I see it, because when you really look at it....it's one world!" Including East Huston(and the barn)! That scene at the end of Superman IV was just anti American propaganda funded by the Soviet Union. East Houston Odaho was worthless and it’s useless inhabitants were forced to live in filth. At least Non put that boy out of his misery. And the guy who said to Ursa “Hey sweet thing set them buns down here!”…. would you have cared if he has been atomized in a Nuclear Blast? NO! |
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Post by dejan on Jun 18, 2023 9:31:46 GMT -5
crown Far be it from me to quote a line from Superman IV!: "I wish you could see the world the way I see it, because when you really look at it....it's one world!" Including East Huston(and the barn)! That scene at the end of Superman IV was just anti American propaganda funded by the Soviet Union. East Houston Odaho was worthless and it’s useless inhabitants were forced to live in filth. At least Non put that boy out of his misery. And the guy who said to Ursa “Hey sweet thing set them buns down here!”…. would you have cared if he has been atomized in a Nuclear Blast? NO! hehe The fella who mentioned circuses can be seen in the background attempting to fix Dwuaine's flat tyre(goto 0:01)......showing how productive East Huston citizens could be! Think of all em' flat tyres that would never be attended to if the poor fella got nuked. |
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Post by crown on Jun 18, 2023 19:54:49 GMT -5
That scene at the end of Superman IV was just anti American propaganda funded by the Soviet Union. East Houston Odaho was worthless and it’s useless inhabitants were forced to live in filth. At least Non put that boy out of his misery. And the guy who said to Ursa “Hey sweet thing set them buns down here!”…. would you have cared if he has been atomized in a Nuclear Blast? NO! hehe The fella who mentioned circuses can be seen in the background attempting to fix Dwuaine's flat tyre(goto 0:01)......showing how productive East Huston citizens could be! Think of all em' flat tyres that would never be attended to if the poor fella got nuked. Funny in that scene Ursa makes fun of the humans needing machines to fly. She couldn’t fly on krypton so not sure why she was feeling all superior?. Also if you like East Houston so much you could move there? It’s a real place. Somehow I think that after living in that heckhole for 5 minutes you’d be praying for an atomic bomb to fall from the sky to end your suffering. |
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Post by dejan on Jun 19, 2023 16:06:25 GMT -5
crownMan...I'd have field day in East Huston! I could arm wrestle Boog for breakfast, check out the barn for lunch, and go horse riding along that short windy road that poor ol' Jody got wacked on , after dinner. ATP asked if there are any national monuments worth destroying in East Huston........but East Huston is a National Monument to the American Dream, baby!
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Post by crown on Jun 20, 2023 2:27:08 GMT -5
crownMan...I'd have field day in East Huston! I could arm wrestle Boog for breakfast, check out the barn for lunch, and go horse riding along that short windy road that poor ol' Jody got wacked on , after dinner. ATP asked if there are any national monuments worth destroying in East Huston........but East Huston is a National Monument to the American Dream, baby! You could also set your buns down on the guy from the orchestra and let him know if it tickles. Then you could spit teeth with Boog. Then you could eat beans with Deputy Dwayne and get a rash. Then you could go to the Barn with Jody and “get it up and keep it up.” Eventually East Houston would begin to bore you. Also weren’t the villains actually supposed to land in Houston Texas in Donners version? Why did Lester change it to East Houston Odaho? What were the odds that the villains would coincidentally land in another place called Houston? |
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