Post by crown on Oct 27, 2017 5:01:49 GMT -5
It would be petty for Lois to offer to pay for 1/2 of a "cheeseburger" though.....
I can imagine this is how it went down when Clark returned to the Daily Planet with Lois's burger
Lois: "Double Burger... double burger.... Clark, I had a double burger.
Clark:... would you shut the fuuck up. I know what you ordered I was there.
Lois: So give me my fuucking' sandwich.
Clark: Whaduya mean, "your sandwich?" I bought it... Lois, how much money you got on you?
Lois: I set out your change right. I said that before, when you left. Why don't you just give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.
Clark: All right, well, give me your fuucking 16 cents that you got on you now and we'll put your fuucking' sandwich on layaway. There we go. Keep it right up here for ya, and we'll put you on a program. Everyday you come in with your six cents, and at the end of the week you get your sandwich.
Lois: Why do you got to be an prickk...
Clark: What am I? Your fuuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch. Payment plans. Remember? How your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year... she finally got a couch rent-a-center style.
Lois: Can I have my food now, please?
Clark: Here's your fuuckin' double burger."